Dog Sniffing Around!

I love this dog! He has humour! I can't stop laughing watching their faces when they see the dog!

Funny Cop Chase!

This is currently happening in Cyprus and I think we should take all our cop mistakes here is Cyprus because I think there is more immigrants than local people in Cyprus!

Group D : Greece vs Spain

Spain made it three wins out of three at Euro 2008 as Greece bowed out of the tournament with defeat in Salzburg.

Defending champions Greece took the lead when Angelos Charisteas headed home a Giorgios Karagounis free-kick.

Spain levelled when Ruben De la Red thundered a shot in off the underside of the crossbar.

And the Spanish kept up their 100% record when Daniel Guiza headed in a late winner from a Sergio Garcia cross to continue Greece's misery.

Greece had looked like they might salvage some pride from a disappointing defence of their trophy, but Guiza's goal in the 88th minute means they go home pointless.

Euro 2008 quarter-final line-up Thursday - Germany v Portugal Friday - Croatia v Turkey Saturday - Netherlands v Russia Sunday - Spain v Italy

Meanwhile Spain will head into their quarter-final against Italy with high hopes of succeeding the Greeks as champions of Europe.

Spanish coach Luis Aragones was even able to give his first-team some extra rest ahead of their meeting with the world champions by leaving out 10 players.

The multiple changes ensured a fairly low-key game at the Stadion Wals-Siezenheim.

Until Greece's goal shortly before half-time, the most notable incident was the combustible Karagounis creating history by becoming the first player to receive six yellow cards at European Championships.

It was the Panathinaikos midfielder's inswinging free-kick that picked out Charisteas on the penalty spot and the big forward produced a wonderful header to beat Pepe Reina on 42 minutes.

But the other side of Karagounis emerged just before half-time when Spain's Andres Iniesta took a tumble in the box.

The Spanish players were furious with English referee Howard Webb for refusing to award them a penalty.

And although the decision looked correct, Karagounis took the brunt when he fell to the ground and had the ball drilled at his head from point-blank range.

The midfielder had to be calmed down by Webb, who was suddenly having a far sterner test than he could have imagined in what was effectively a dead rubber of a game.

Liverpool midfielder Xabi Alonso was one of the few Spanish players to make a strong case for selection in the knockout stages.

Guiza ensured a miserable ending for the Greeks

He almost caught out Antonis Nikopolidis with a shot from inside his half that just landed the wrong side of the post and led to Greece's keeper, who was playing his last game for his country, colliding with the woodwork.

The upright denied an Alonso blockbuster of a shot from 35 yards in the second half as Spain raised their tempo.

They got back on level terms when De la Red pounced on a Guiza knockdown and drilled in a shot that neither Nikopolidis nor the crossbar could keep out.

Charisteas hit the outside of the post for Greece, but Spain looked the much more likely side to go on and win it.

Guiza and Garcia both shot just wide before the pair combined for Guiza to head his first international goal from close range in the dying stages.

Spain extend their unbeaten run to 19 games and will hope to make that 22 before this tournament is over.

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Greece: Nikopolidis, Vyntra, Kyrgiakos (Antzas 63), Dellas, Spyropoulos, Basinas, Karagounis (Tziolis 74), Katsouranis, Salpigidis (Giannakopoulos 86), Charisteas, Amanatidis. Subs Not Used: Chalkias, Tzorvas, Samaras, Goumas, Liberopoulos.

Booked: Karagounis, Basinas, Vyntra.

Goals: Charisteas 42.

Spain: Reina, Arbeloa, Albiol, Juanito, Fernando Navarro, Sergio Garcia, De la Red, Alonso, Iniesta (Santi Cazorla 59), Fabregas, Guiza. Subs Not Used: Casillas, Palop, Capdevila, Marchena, Puyol, Villa, Xavi, Torres, Sergio Ramos, Senna, Silva.

Booked: Guiza, Arbeloa.

Goals: De la Red 61, Guiza 88.

Ref: Howard Webb (England).

Today I was looking for more jokes and found a funny one from The joke's Blog- an Indian blog-
and wanted to share it with you.

Enjoy!!

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.

Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.

They reached the ninth fairway, and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.

The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

Joke!

OK. I read this yesterday on Dave Barry's Blog and it really cracked me up and thought to share it with you.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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